Say what??

True story:

Matt and I were standing in the checkout line at the Creamery on 9th last night when the guy ahead of us in line turned around and said to me, "Excuse me, but is that a costume?" (referring to my stomach). I couldn't tell if he was joking or not, but he looked pretty serious, so I said "no...." He explained by saying "well, you know, it's so close to Halloween that I thought maybe it was."

Riiiight. Ok, it's time to have this baby right now.